No News - Lonestar Capo 1st fret She [A]said "It's just a woman thing" and [A]pulled out of the drive. [A]I said not to worry, I'm an [A]understandin' guy. I've [D]heard that when you love someone, you've [D]gotta let em go. She [A]hollered: "When I find myself you'll [A]be the first to know." [G]Ooo-ooo- [E]hoo-oo, No [A]news! [E] I've [A]learned to do the laundry, feed the [A]cat, and clean the house. I [A]promised to be patient while she [A]worked her problems out. [D]When she packed her bags, her desti-[D]nation wasn't clear; But I [A]sensed that her intentions were [A]honest and sincere. [G]Ooo-ooo- [E]hoo-oo, No [A]news! [A] She could [A]telephone, [G]tell a friend, [D/F#]Tell a lie about [F]where she's been. [A]Send a pigeon, [G]send a fax; [D/F#]Write it on a [F]post-it pad. [A]Send a signal [G]up in smoke, [D/F#]tap it out in [F]Morse Code. [E]I prefer a bad [E]excuse, to no [A]news! [A] Her [A]mama's been a little vague as [A]to her whereabouts. Her [A]sister says "I'm certain your [A]romance has headed south." [D]I don't have a single doubt [D]that she's still in love; My [A]level of anxiety is [A]just a product of... [G]Ooo-ooo- [E]hoo-oo, No [A]news! [A] She could [A]telephone, [G]tell a friend, [D/F#]Tell a lie about [F]where she's been. [A]Send a pigeon, [G]send a fax; [D/F#]Write it on a [F]post-it pad. [A]Send a signal [G]up in smoke, [D/F#]tap it out in [F]Morse Code. [E]I prefer a bad [E]excuse... She [A]missed her bus, [G]missed her plane; [D/F#]Surely this can [F]be explained. [A]Lost her car [G]at the mall; [D/F#]got locked in a [F]bathroom stall. [A]Playing guitar [G]with The Band; [D/F#]on the road with [F]Pearl Jam. [A]Buried with The [G]Grateful Dead; [D/F#]came back as a [F]Parrot Head. [A]Got derailed, got [G]de-iced; [D/F#]offered as a sacri-[F]fice. [A]FBI, [G]CIA; [D/F#]If they've seen her [F]they ain't [A]saying. [G] [D/F#] [F] No [A]newwwws! [G] [D/F#] [F] Still no [A]news! [G] [D/F#] [F] Oh-oh! [A] [G] [D/F#] [F] (fade out